1- Two children discuss :
- I dream to get 5 millions per month like my father !
- What !!! Do your father get 5 millions per month ???
- No ! He dreams to get it too
2- Sometimes people forget to take out suppository plastic wrapper. An old lady was very happy to say to her doctor : " I very like your suppository. It's profitable to use it. I use the same suppository after these 10 days of medicinal treatment ... "
3- Listen to me my baby ! If you are a good girl, you will go to heaven !
But if you are a bad girl, you will go to hell !
- And what should I be to go to the circus Mam ?
4- When you swim in happiness, be care full, stay always where you have one's feet on the ground ( Marc Escayrol )